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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Aroaceagender flag for AAA batteries like me. Someone else probably already did this but here is what i managed to throw together for myself and the colour hexcodes

Black: 000000

Grey: a9a9a9

White: ffffff

Purple: 800080

Light green: b8f483

Dark green: 3da542

All codes were eyedropped off the official flags so voila.

ace aro agender AAA battery pride flag aroace agender aroace threw together so dont be mean someones probs already done this and far better but ive seen other ones that i just really didnt like as well as this
seananmcguire

spacelazarwolf:

jessicalprice:

remembering that time I explained on Twitter that Jews are 0.2% of the world’s population and control like 1.2% of its wealth

while Christians are 30-something percent of the world’s population and control 55% of its wealth

so, like, there IS a minority of the world’s population controlling the majority of its wealth

Christians.

and of course a bunch of utter walnuts were like “SEE??? this proves that Jews ARE disproportionately wealthy!!!”

which, like, sure

sure

we have $1.20 to Christians’ $55

but sure, individually we average out to having a bit more pocket change than the world’s average


a couple of things, though:

-those are AVERAGES—it doesn’t mean that every Jew you meet is wealthy, especially because…

-we are such a small population that the existence of *one Jewish billionaire* would skew the average, learn what an average is ffs, if there are 10 of us and 1 is a billionaire and the rest of us have $0 dollars, on average we each have $100,000,000 but in reality 9 of us still have $0 dollars

-y’all killed off a LOT of our poor people less than a century ago which also tends to skew the average


The minority group (in the sense of being less than half the population; they’re still the largest religion) controlling the majority of the world’s wealth is Christians. Sorry about your favorite conspiracy theory.

y’all killed off a LOT of our poor people less than a century ago which also tends to skew the average

i want to print that out and staple it to ppl’s foreheads. a lot of the jews who fled extreme violence, genocide, and ethnic cleansing were only able to do so because they had the funds. those who couldn’t afford to leave were killed. and those who were barely able to scrape by enough to escape usually were forced into assimilation wherever they immigrated because poverty doesn’t give you much of a choice.

seananmcguire
livingmeatloaf

wake-me-up-inside-imagines:

peachy-pink-cures:

peaceheather:

allegra-writes:

dissociatingdumbass:

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Reblogging again because I got an anon last week whining cause they did this to one of my unfinished series and the bot killed Y/N so now they want ME to give them a happy ending. Like. No. Suffer, bitch.

AI is the death of creativity. Anyone who does this to my stories and is stupid enough to brag about it will be blocked from ever reading my work again, AND I’ll let everyone on tumblr know that you do this. We’ll see how much fic you get to enjoy when every author blocks you forever.

Fic is a gift. I’ve said it before. Don’t shit all over your lovingly handcrafted gifts, m'kay? This should be fucking obvious, but apparently for some of you it’s not.

THIS GOES FOR AI ART AS WELL.

I know this doesn’t really apply to my content because I make one off headcannons, but DO NOT PUT OTHER AUTHORS/ARTISTS WORKS INTO AI! If you do you’ll be blocked from my page. It’s incredibly disrespectful to the people who work so hard to make amazing content. Don’t do it.

livingmeatloaf
unpretty

libraford:

One thing I urge adults to unlearn is the stigma surrounding forgetfulness.

Perfect memory retention is rare. A faulty memory can be the result a host of mental illnesses, from ADHD to PTSD. It’s not a sign that someone wasn’t listening. I have a friend that has a four year gap in her memory due to trauma. I have another with poor short term memory retention because that’s one of their autism symptoms.

Your brain can also trick you into misremembering things. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve remembered putting my keys somewhere and unearthed them in a completely different place. I have to remind myself what my birth date is because I said it wrong once and now the wrong date is in my memory forever. I have to come up with mnemonics for birthdays, anniversaries, and events because my brain doesn’t do numbers for some reason.

I see people bicker about forgetting a person’s favorite food or what their mothers favorite color. I think it’s important to forgive people who forget easily.

unpretty
ao3org

ao3org:

ao3org:

ao3org:

July 10, 2023 - (18:00 UTC)

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Our volunteers are continuing to work hard on this issue! We appreciate your patience and support in the meantime.

Date: 22:43 UTC July 10, 2023

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Please do continue to access the site if it’s up for you, and feel free to download some works for offline reading in case of further downtime!

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arracorvid

ao3org:

ao3org:

ao3org:

July 10, 2023 - (18:00 UTC)

The Archive is experiencing some issues (as many of you have noticed).

It looks like the Archive is under a DDoS attack causing the servers to fall over. Our volunteer sysadmins are working on countermeasures. Please be patient with us, we’ll be back!

A DDoS attack is when an attacker attempts to knock a site offline by overwhelming it with requests. Data is not compromised in a DDoS attack, so there is no need to change your password at this time or worry about your works being lost.

A group presenting themselves as a collective of religiously and politically motivated hackers has claimed responsibility for the DDoS attack. This group has attacked other sites before, including those of government organizations and large corporations. However, cybersecurity experts do not believe the group is honest about their motivation, so we urge caution in believing any reasoning this group provides for targeting AO3.

As part of our efforts to help keep the site up, you might find that you get “Retry later” errors more often when searching or filtering works or bookmarks. Don’t worry, just go a little slower, or try again in a few minutes! These are temporary measures. Normal use of the site is fine – you don’t have to avoid using AO3 if it’s currently up for you.

Our volunteers are continuing to work hard on this issue! We appreciate your patience and support in the meantime.

Date: 22:43 UTC July 10, 2023

We’ve changed our approach slightly, so you might now see error messages other than “Retry later,” such as 429 (too many requests), 400 (bad request), or 503 (service unavailable).

Please do continue to access the site if it’s up for you, and feel free to download some works for offline reading in case of further downtime!

We’d also like to take a moment to reiterate that cybersecurity experts believe the group claiming responsibility for the ongoing DDoS attack is lying about their affiliation and reasons for attacking websites. We strongly encourage you to be skeptical of any statements from this group.

Date: 02:16 UTC July 11, 2023

arracorvid
neil-gaiman

derit-s asked:

Hello Mr. Gaiman, I hope this isn't too silly a question but I figured if anything it might serve as a small break from Good omens related questions, which must be an awful lot so close to the release date: I noticed that you mention The Beatles more than a few times in your replies and I was wondering, do you happen to be a fan of them or do you just mention them in a Generic-famous-band kind of way when you need to make examples? Do you have a favorite album or songs of theirs?

Again I apologise if the question isn't particularly deep, thank you for taking the time to read this and have a nice day :)

neil-gaiman answered:

I figure that the Beatles have lasted and that people know who they are (or were) in a way that people might not follow if I made a Velvet Underground or Magnetic Fields reference.

Talking about which, the Magnetic Fields are going to be playing all of 69 Love Songs (over two nights) over 6 gigs in 5 US locations in 2024.

neil-gaiman:

dirtyriver:

randimason:

neil-gaiman:

sarcasmgal-blog:

THE MAGNETIC FIELDS ARE DOING WHAT

They are on tour. Look:



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Presale info is being released right now at


And here is a 22 year old photograph from The Bottom Line club on Sunday, June 17, 2001. It was a double bill. We each did two shows that night.

Weirdly, I was the one they spelled right.


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The Bottom Line was New York City’s living room. Not so much small and intimate as comfortably crowded.

It was on Father’s Day (US) so Neil read us Blueberry Girl.

Blueberry Girl was a gift for Tash, Tori Amos’ daughter, and was private.

Neil asked us to turn off any recording devices, so the poem wouldn’t leave the room, and you heard clicks, and then silence.

Neil shared this sweet secret poem with us for Father’s Day, a poem about mothers and daughters.

I’d taken the L from Sheepshead Bay into Greenwich Village to have an adventure, leaving my mother and father behind with my grandparents to see Neil.

My family was unhappy that I’d put my own wants ahead of Father’s Day expectations. But then they were so often unhappy with everything. Still are.

Blueberry Girl captured an aspirational relationship, not the one my mom experienced raising a crying, irrational being. The expectations of the time were that it and her arguably more rational husband were now focus of her identity. She was only 24 when I showed up.

I’d kissed 24 goodbye almost a decade before 2001, yet I was still a tremendous fuck up at meeting family expectations. I failed at doing the things that I saw made my parents miserable. Blueberry Girl was a beautiful poem, but that it would relate to real mothers and daughters was a bit of a laugh.

But I wished it wouldn’t be. And I’m glad it’s no longer a secret.

Here are some of Charles Vess’s gorgeous illustrations for Blueberry Girl:

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Written for Tash Hawley when she was still an idea…

neil-gaiman
cobrilee

selfmaderibcageman:

hormse:

0v9:

escuerzoresucitado:

Heartwarming! The world’s ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack

that fish is HIS FRIEND!!

excerpt:

After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.

Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.

Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.

…At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.

For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.

“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.

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cobrilee